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I’m damned if I do ya, damned of I don’t. (Taken with instagram)
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”When either of us passes away, it’ll be with a smile”
This was our promise, do you remember?
Something like “forever”, is honestly impossible,
but there’s no way we can leave each other after all this time, right?
Finally, on the day of my passing,
you’re next to me, all wrinkled, crying like a child
but according to our promise, you smiled,
you were the most beautiful you have ever been.
“I am happy” I say, as I close my eyes. -
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
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- Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
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When a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car

Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!
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Not feelin the bow. (Taken with GifBoom)
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Oh. (Taken with instagram)
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Oh my God. (Taken with GifBoom)
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I forgot I still had this on my computer„„
this is a test of me trying to use adobe premiere from awhile back„, god -
- porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
- fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
- porn site:
- fifteen year old:
- cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
- fifteen year old: *starts crying*
- cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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