The Crazy Happenings of The Infamous Dallasaurr

I’m damned if I do ya, damned of I don’t. (Taken with instagram)
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May 29, 2012
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”When either of us passes away, it’ll be with a smile”
This was our promise, do you remember?
Something like “forever”, is honestly impossible,
but there’s no way we can leave each other after all this time, right?
Finally, on the day of my passing,
you’re next to me, all wrinkled, crying like a child
but according to our promise, you smiled,
you were the most beautiful you have ever been.
“I am happy” I say, as I close my eyes.
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May 26, 2012
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• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs
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May 26, 2012
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• Me after running for one minute: I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing
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May 26, 2012
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May 26, 2012
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When a good song comes on the radio right when you arrive at your destination and have to get out of the car

heyfunniest:



Laughter provides a good workout for the heart, so click here and laugh!!

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Posted by dallasaurr

May 26, 2012

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May 26, 2012
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May 26, 2012
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Hello legs.
Posted by dallasaurr
May 14, 2012
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Not feelin the bow. (Taken with GifBoom)
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Posted by dallasaurr
May 14, 2012
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Oh. (Taken with instagram)
Posted by dallasaurr
May 12, 2012
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Take these hands, don’t you even say goodbye.
Posted by dallasaurr
May 6, 2012
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Oh my God. (Taken with GifBoom)
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Posted by dallasaurr
May 6, 2012
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kuriko:

I forgot I still had this on my computer„„
this is a test of me trying to use adobe premiere from awhile back„, god

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Posted by dallasaurr

May 5, 2012

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• porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
• fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
• porn site:
• fifteen year old:
• cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
• fifteen year old: *starts crying*
• cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
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May 5, 2012
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